If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
"Everything is under control."
Drama
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
🎬 DirectorMary Bronstein
📅 Release2025-10-10
🌍 CountryUnited States of America
🗣 LanguageEnglish, Spanish
🏢 StudioA24, Central Pictures, Fat City
🗳 Votes182
🔥 Popularity10
💰 Budget$1,500,000
💵 Revenue$1,346,808
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🎭 Cast
Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Christian Slater
Father
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Ella Beatty
Kate
Helen Hong
Eva
Daniel Zolghadri
Stephen
Josh Pais
Brad
🎥 Crew
Co-ProducerTatiana Bears
Co-ProducerBruno Vernaschi-Berman
Stunt CoordinatorNitasha Bhambree
ProducerSara Murphy
ProducerRyan Zacarias
DirectorMary Bronstein
ProducerJosh Safdie
Director of PhotographyChristopher Messina
EditorLucian Johnston
ProducerEli Bush
🖼 Gallery
🏷 Keywords
hoteltherapistlong island, new yorkfemale protagonistsick childmotherhoodwoman directorabsent husbandpsychological dramamysterious illnessmontauk
💬 Reviews
In an age where life’s everyday challenges can test our wits, becoming overwhelmed is a real possibility when they pile up. Just ask Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist who struggles to sincerely and sensitively assist her troubled patients. But that’s just the start of her problems. She’s also tending to a sick child (Delaney Quinn), the demands of which are considerable, both from the whiny, o…
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